Awk Talk with Random Ex Calling.

Me:	Hello?
Her:	Hey.
Me:	Yo.
Her:	Do you have a girlfriend?
Me:	No. Do you?
Her:	Why does it matter if I have a boyfriend or not? If I tell you you're gonna talk to me differently.
Me:	... Okay my bad.
I mean wtf. You call me randomly, ask me if I have a girlfriend, and when I ask you you flip out. Kay.